Things You Hack Up in the Morning

Mad Men filming at LAAC. Don Draper at gym chain smoking and downing tumblers of scotch while doing pull ups. Oh to the good ol’ days…

Day one of unemployment is filled with muppets and robber barons. The monocle-wearing, mustache-stroking puppet is humping the toaster.

This is Sinbad’s house and when you’re in Sinbad’s house you’re my bitch…or I’ll poke your eye out.

Damn, I could go for a Big Mac right now.

Thank god this is my last day of work; there’s a woman in the office who possesses a shrilly voice that makes you want to punch something.

Ahhh, giant Indonesian baby born; already destroying coastal cities, terrorizing Japanese businessmen. Help, Godzilla! http://bit.ly/HMlNl

While reviewing some old meeting notes, I found an observation I made: “Each person here has a taint where their faces should be.”

The bridge between the ad and the actual food is wide. Same for order brides, from what I’ve heard. http://bit.ly/28EC (psst, it’s German)

http://twitpic.com/iug8r - Arg!!! Bend to the will of the mustache! Magnum has spoken…

Learned I share a birthday with Bill Murray, Stephen King, Ethan Coen and Dave Coulier (!). I believe my day has officially been made.